by Max Barry

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The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 1,320th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Kitty States of The Siamese CatScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Coming Home.”
42.The Dominion of -TooMany-Options-Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Lumity”
43.The Strawberry Fields of Wandering HippyLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Oh the ragman draws circles, Up and down the block”
44.The Scrutinies of Simon IffLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Schools are prisons”
45.The Kingdom of La Bastille FortressScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“La Bastille Lives on.”
46.The Broda of Barney Stinson-Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!”
47.The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy-Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal”
48.The Nomadic Tribe of AcequaLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Of land and spirit.”
49.The Singing of Mr BlackbirdNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
50.The Fish Bowl of Red KlausScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“I'm German. It's what we do.”