The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 1,320th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41. |  The Kitty States of The Siamese Cat | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Coming Home.” | |
| 42. |  The Dominion of -TooMany-Options- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Lumity” | |
| 43. |  The Strawberry Fields of Wandering Hippy | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Oh the ragman draws circles, Up and down the block” | |
| 44. |  The Scrutinies of Simon Iff | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Schools are prisons” | |
| 45. |  The Kingdom of La Bastille Fortress | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “La Bastille Lives on.” | |
| 46. |  The Broda of Barney Stinson- | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!” | |
| 47. |  The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy- | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal” | |
| 48. |  The Nomadic Tribe of Acequa | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Of land and spirit.” | |
| 49. |  The Singing of Mr Blackbird | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...” | |
| 50. |  The Fish Bowl of Red Klaus | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “I'm German. It's what we do.” |
