The Fattest Citizens in Hippy Haven
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Kitty States of The Siamese Cat | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Coming Home.” | |
| 22. |  The Happy Lands of The Isles of Heather | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Preserve and Protect” | |
| 23. |  The Mother Trucker of San Cannabis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Eyes and ears open, black stacks smokin' since 2003” | |
| 24. |  The Holy Blue Purple Red Love of The Flower Child | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Love is the flower you've got to let grow.” | |
| 25. |  The United Socialist States of Personal Freedom | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “What good is spilling blood? It will not grow a thing.” | |
| 26. |  The Loving Couple of -TooMany-Options- | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 27. |  The Gradual Disintegration of Alan | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Life happened.” | |
| 28. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Eureka!” | |
| 29. |  The Colorful Light of Sir Hippy | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “That's Sir Hippy to you” | |
| 30. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN36 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” |
