The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 1,400th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Mikaclysm | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “i luv saves the day!!!11!1111!” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Republic of Linnaea | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Country dear, liberty dearest” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 5. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Eureka!” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Rihooka | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “You Cannot Escape Your Escape” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” |
