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The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Hogwarts

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Ascend the ThroneMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Defenders of freedom.”
2.The Republic of Concrete slab is jesus 49Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Concrete slab is literally jesus”
3.The Headmaster of WillernieInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask”
4.The Endless Hijinks of A Hogwarts PranksterMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
5.The Republic of Fizzing WhizzbeesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Dark Lord of VoldemortPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“There is no good and evil. There is only power.”
7.The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 450Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Join Lily”
8.The Students of Hufflepuff HouseInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Hufflepuff”
9.The Avada Kedavra of Vult de MortPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Avada Kedavra!”
10.The Half-Blood Prince of Prof SnapeIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“The Mood is Black. And lucky.”
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