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The Most Cultured in Hollow Point

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Emoticons of Smiley Bob	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Where's my wallet?”
2.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Barbeque the homeless”
3.	The Sentai Team of PR Jungle Fury	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Jungle beast, spirit unleashed!”
4.	The Dominion of Forbidden Planet	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Wisdom From The Krell!”
5.	The Federated lands of Fracels	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Freedom and liberty for man and woman”
6.	The Republic of Korosensei	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
7.	The Matriarchy of Wokoid Earth	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Diversity, Equity, Inclusion”
8.	The Flying in a rocket ship of Macaroon Cat	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Never stop dreaming the dreams in your heart”
9.	The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“In the name of profit”
10.	The Lice-ridden Feathers of Scuzzy Pigeon	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Yum! Cold fries!”

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