The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Houston
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Queendom of Dana Forest | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
2. | The State of Eckerman | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “From Many, One - From One, Many” | |
3. | The State of Isaac Ebey | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “State” | |
4. | The Queen's State of Lady Rhonda | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Home So Proud” | |
5. | The State of Matez | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Will Endure” | |
6. | The State of Mirre | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Might Certainly Makes Right” | |
7. | The Republic of Miss Appear | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Does this outfit make me look fat?” | |
8. | The State of Plymouth Company | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Northern” | |
9. | The Queendom of Travistan Park | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |