The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Ile de France
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barely Lethal Girl of Agent 83 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Barely Lethal” | |
| 2. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN100 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 3. |  The Revenge of Red Millennium | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “This went wrong.” | |
| 4. |  The Duncan MacLeod Immortality of The Highlander 1 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “In The End, There Can Only Be One” |
