The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Independence Hill
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of New Flumland | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Many, One” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Quackerjack | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Scrub Hill | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “For The People For The People” |
