The Rudest Citizens in Institute of Cellulose
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Plague Spreading Nekos of Surainian | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The Bleeding Sands of Neko-Human Democracy” | |
| 2. |  The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Death Will Show You the Way” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Hegemony of Republic of Callaxium | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Our Enemies shall perish under the Imperial Banner” | |
| 4. |  The Federative Soviet Republic of Third Soviet Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “For Mother Russia” | |
| 5. |  The Ludist Empire of Socialist States of Ludistan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Vivat Imperium de Ludiae” | |
| 6. |  The Cosmocratic Hyperborea of North Goguryeo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Правоъславіе, Імпѣрия, Націоналъность!” | |
| 7. |  The Frouretian Kingdom of Meadrin | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Hopeless Life is Death” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Ebbot of The Real Underground | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “It is Our Duty As a Nation to Protect People” | |
| 9. |  The Versian Empire of Middle Vers | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Never question the sovereignty of House Vers Allusia” | |
| 10. |  The Nigerian Empire of New Ryansville | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Every Son of Liberty, show you will protect it!” |
