The Safest in Institute of Cellulose
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The RVARC of Cerata | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “sus” | |
| 2. |  The Pikachu Kingdom of United England n Wales | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Power is not a means; it is an end-George Orwell, 1984” | |
| 3. |  The Columbian Empire of North American Imperial State | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Frontiers Unbound, Stars Conquered” | |
| 4. |  The Doot of MLGDogeland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “*gonk*” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Kingsbrew | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “When” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Gra nil do Norte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Tudo por paz🕊️” | |
| 7. |  The State of Tomorrow of 11nations | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “In the name of Democracy, let us unite!” | |
| 8. |  The Ascendant State of Janosia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Ascension Necessitates Metamorphosis” | |
| 9. |  The Wooloosian Imperium of Wooloos | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Mankind, Redefined” | |
| 10. |  The Fallen Nation of Apollonia of The Joeanian Republic | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Apollonia will stand for its Survival” |
