The Fattest Citizens in Interdimensional Alien Zone
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Victorious Decepticons | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Total Domination of the Universe.” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressive Dictatorship of Fergi America | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All obey the Leader” | |
| 3. |  The Delusion of Victorious Autobots | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “The Flag Shows How 'Victorious' They Really Were” |
