The Fattest Citizens in International German Coalition
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of Falling Nation | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Above the clouds, yet below the crust” |
