The Healthiest Citizens in Ireland
A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Caoirigh Leisciuil of Drop Your Pants | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Baaaaaaaa humbug” | |
| 2. |  The Celtayoshi Protectorate of Greyunderland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Visit Eireann” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Order of Argyllon | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Spes Et Vita (Hope and Life)” | |
| 4. |  The Guinness of St James Gate Brewery | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Guinness Is Good For You” | |
| 5. |  The Epic Hoarder of Guard Captain | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Indeed” | |
| 6. |  The Irish Republic of Inishowen | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “God save Ireland” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Basque-Irish Alliance | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Dana emon biyar yako maite den askatasunari” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Inishfail | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Solidarity, Liberty, Spirituality, we are all Free” | |
| 9. |  The Solipsism Syndrome of Homer Simpsien | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Wise to resolve, and patient to perform” | |
| 10. |  The Emerald State of Ulster | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pax quæritur bello” |
