The Fattest Citizens in Island Of Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Island Of Union is ranked 21,624th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Saharaastan | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Cherqstan | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Long life to Sultan” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Barleigh | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Emirate of Coral Bay | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Orgstan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist People's Republic of Grbustan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Workers and Farmers” | |
| 7. |  The Headquarter of International Motorsports Federation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Motto...” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Harestria | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “There are no two without three” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Geo Imalchaturam | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of ROMANLANDE | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “NOLITE PROHIBERE” |
