The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Island of Ambry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“A Paradise of 46 Billion Citizens”
4.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
5.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Gloom Over Dominated”
6.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“It's just a prank bro!”
7.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
8.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Stop Reading My Motto!”