The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in ITALIA
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of Albarusija | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fratellanza e Unità” | |
| 2. |  The 44 cantons of Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Diversitas Noster Fortitudinem” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Arvernica | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Toutatis toutandis” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Asakalia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Concordia, Opus, Iustitia” | |
| 5. |  The Sister Republic of Cisalpine Insubria | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Libertà ed Eguaglianza” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Hannibal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Across and over” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Le Vigne | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Il campetto regna.” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Lucera | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Senatus Popolusque Lucerinus” | |
| 9. |  The Heavenly Holy Empire of Millopoli | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Everyone sucks but us” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Norman Sicily | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sicilian Splendor, Norman Grace.” |
