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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Ivory Tower

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Ivory Tower is ranked 1,310^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Principality of Incense	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“The heck with that.”
2.	The Republic of LeGuina	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Presence, Space, Storytelling”