The Safest in Jade Was Here
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Jade Was Here is ranked 13,167th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of The Flition | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Yout Blace | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Until We Meet Again | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Frederiksdal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Girly Girl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Sattelite of Pep IV | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “God and country” |
