The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 3. |  The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
| 4. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 6. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 7. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 9. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” |
