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Jamaica World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Jamaica

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Jamaica is ranked 5,331st in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queen's State of Susan ConstantMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“A fool's voyage”
2.The Queen's State of NunatakAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“A Great Place”
3.The Republic of Hong ShudLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.The Queen's State of Cathure StoneCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“Glas Cu”
5.The Queen's State of Gambier BrigadeCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Green Hills of Home”
6.The Queen's State of Scratching PostNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“state”
7.The State of Patrick AllenConservative Democracy Conservative Hell“For God and Country”
8.The Queen's State of RossGlenMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Where to start”
9.The State of PetitotIron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society“Going More”
10.The Free Land of Bob MarleyLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds”