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The Nudest in Johannesburg

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Ganai	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.	The State of Britling	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.	The State of Macryos Island	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Strength Through Freedom”
4.	The State of QSAL	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
5.	The State of James Cockburn	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“What Doesn't Kill You Mutates and Tries Again”
6.	The State of Maboneng	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Peace”
7.	The Queendom of Zollvera	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
8.	The Queendom of Oboe	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Strength Through Compliance”