The Safest in Kantrias
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Potterheads Unite | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Greater Schwarzheim | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Richy | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Camporra | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The European Peoples | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We must secure the existence of our people” | |
| 6. |  The United Kingdom of Greater Moonie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Cannibal porn | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Bora virar coco” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of United Symaingelenes | Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. | The United States of Ishlar | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Thrive for success” |
