The Most Authoritarian in Kantrias
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of The European Peoples | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We must secure the existence of our people” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Camporra | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. | The United States of Ishlar | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Thrive for success” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Cannibal porn | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Bora virar coco” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of United Symaingelenes | Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 6. |  The United Kingdom of Greater Moonie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Potterheads Unite | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Greater Schwarzheim | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Richy | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
