The Most Primitive in Kentucky
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Kentucky is ranked 13,733rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Obeedah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Swilling Mill | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “From the ashes” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Melody Watson | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Here There and Gone” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Vandalia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Please do not step on the chipmunks.” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Loretta Lynn | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Liquor Just Don't Mix with Love” | |
| 6. | The State of Meadow Pond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “First Step” | |
| 7. |  The State of Bentridge | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Warrior” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's Royal Province of Jordag | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “First Step” | |
| 9. |  The District of West Lebatuck | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Community First” | |
| 10. |  The State of Home One | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Best Choices” |
