The Most Primitive in Kingdom of Eswatini
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Falkenstrasse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The District of Eswatini | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Patrine | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Peace and Justice” |
