The Smartest Citizens in Kogaion
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Kogaion is ranked 2,419th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Valenzza | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “E=mc2” | |
| 2. |  The Bundesrepublik of Essenkampf | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “hals und beinbruch” | |
| 3. | The Principauté of Thelemite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Qu'est-ce que vous avez préparé pour aujourd'hui?” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Unitaar Valachiae | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Future is now!” | |
| 5. | The Borderlands of Mitnitsa | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Administratia!” |
