The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 2. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 3. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 4. |  The Citizenship of Zepther | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Protection, Production, Persona” | |
| 5. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Comrade Occitania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Proletaris de totes los païses, jonhetz-vos!” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Pullenstein | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Death before dishonour!” | |
| 9. |  The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Glory to the Kingdom!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do you want an apple?” |
