The Most Compassionate Citizens in La France
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Compassionate Kingdom of La Mercier | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Always be a little kinder than necessary.” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Horriblevile | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Run” | |
| 3. |  The Bewilderment of Lady Claypool | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Mendacem Memorem Esse Oportet!” | |
| 4. |  The Romantic Matriarchy of A Little Romance | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “To Venice with Love” | |
| 5. | The Holy Empire of African brazil | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Brazilian power” |
