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Lardyland World Census

The Best Weather in Lardyland

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 24,574th in the world for Best Weather.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The People's Empire of EdiodiDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Aprilis in magnitudine”
2.The People's Republic of The Finnish USSRFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Actually nothing”
3.The Slap like now of Pineapple PenlandiaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Is this some peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?”
4.The I AM A FASCIST of Beautifully madeLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“maxwell”
5.The Empire of WestuniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Generic DC Villain, apparently.”
6.The Holy Empire of TalibandianaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Make Afghanistan Great Again”
7.The Great Authrouthian Empire of ShipgodFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“For Glory , For Freedom and For Us”
8.The Half SlabŪ of Sung il meatFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Sauce On Fries!”
9.The Sultanate of Bandar Seri BegawanAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“.”
10.The Armed Republic of Destructive Government Economic SlaveAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“A soldier of the DGES”