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The Nudest in Latinoamerica Libre

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Socialist states of Nepanyotlan	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“por mi cultura viviré y por mi tierra moriré”
2.	The Lanfang Auspicious Empire of Nueva China	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“蘭芳永遠崛起，傲慢強大”
3.	The Bannorn of Azcanta	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Dōrenka”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“E pluribus unum”
5.	The Loving Couple of Too-Many-Options	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Lumity”
6.	The People's Republic of Garawa	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Devengo Do Mi Gratog”
7.	The Dominion of Latinamerica Libre	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Vocero Oficial de Latinoamerica Libre”
8.	The Union of Socialist States of Yukoviak	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Workers of the world, unite!”
9.	The Republic of The Dorados	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Justicia, Poder, Unión”
10.	The Criminals Organizations of The Dinasty	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“The Family is First”

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