The Fattest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 13,303rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mmph mmph!” | |
| 2. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 3. |  The Robocracy of Awesomeland | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Omnia Merdae Sunt” | |
| 4. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Faber est suae quisque fortunae” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Gorvania | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Affluens | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “We are reconquering freedom. Social democracy no more.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Golden77 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “When I think I’m right, nothing bothers me.” | |
| 10. |  The Trade Empire of First Nation Inc | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Pride and Industry” |
