The Most Primitive in Lazarus
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of Ayusolandia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Liberty or comunism” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Miwonia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All power to the glorious leader!” | |
| 3. | The Autonomous Administrations of Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kingstrasse | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. | The Nomadic Peoples of Itz-Cemhuatl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “One people, beneath the stars” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Parana SSR | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorial Theocracy of Mahalio | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Are Not So Helpless” | |
| 8. | The Protectorate of Aranearum | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Aranearum, the island where miners dig there own gaves” | |
| 9. |  The Cheruscan Noblewomen of Alkia Neo | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Fight like a barbarian!” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of West Trixigovina | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “If I can travel safely then the nation is fine” |
