The Fattest Citizens in League of Sovereign Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kleptocracy of Eaglais Bhreac | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “What's Mine is Mine, What's Yours is Mine Too” | |
| 2. |  The Founder Puppet of League of Sovereign Nations | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “All nations are Created Equal” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of District Line 22 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Carthusiastan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The Cross is Steady while the World Turns” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Antares Scorpi | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Je mettrai à faire ma grande nation!” | |
| 6. |  The Loving Couple of -F4n-4rt | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Lumity” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Gramont-Ornieres | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Muzztopia | Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy | “Patientia opportunius caelum flamma duces ac tueatur” |
