The Most Rebellious Youth in Legion of the Cuke
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of The Knight who says Pickles | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pickles are Perfect” | |
| 2. |  The Adventures of Poklopac the Gobbo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “*looks upon you with suspicion*” | |
| 3. |  The Emirate of Cuke | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “No telegrams. I'm just a potato-peeling founder puppet.” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of TheVeggyKing | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “I'm the cukest King you've ever met.” |
