by Max Barry

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The Most Beautiful Environments in Lemuria

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 465th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Banana Bread Provider of ErastideDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
2.The Grand Duchy of CassarallaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Certainty in Valour”
3.The Legendary Republic of CakatoaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
4.The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWooInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
5.The Clothing-Optional Beaches of MakenalandCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Don't worry, be happy”
6.The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Het utopieleven”
7.The Houses of Federal LemuriaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
8.The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable InvictusCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”