by Max Barry

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The Nudest in Lemuria

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Lemuria is ranked 12,778th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Legendary Republic of CakatoaNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“What does not kill you only makes you...stranger”
2.The Banana Bread Provider of ErastideDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
3.The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWooInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!”
4.The Houses of Federal LemuriaLeft-Leaning College State Paradise“Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli”
5.The Clothing-Optional Beaches of MakenalandCorporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches“Don't worry, be happy”
6.The Grand Duchy of CassarallaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Certainty in Valour”
7.The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopiaIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Het utopieleven”
8.The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable InvictusCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”