The Nudest in Lemuria
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Lemuria is ranked 12,778th in the world for Nudest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Legendary Republic of Cakatoa | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “What does not kill you only makes you...stranger” | |
2. | The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “A thought a day keeps the stupid police away” | |
3. | The Often Inebriated Nation of MonkeyWooWoo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!” | |
4. | The Houses of Federal Lemuria | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Pandyan, Muthur, Olinadu, Kumari-Aru, Dec-can, Pahruli” | |
5. | The Clothing-Optional Beaches of Makenaland | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Don't worry, be happy” | |
6. | The Grand Duchy of Cassaralla | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Certainty in Valour” | |
7. | The Holy Blue Island of Lemming utopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Het utopieleven” | |
8. | The Wilkshire Colony of Unconquerable Invictus | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul” |