The Fattest Citizens in Liberal Democratic Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Liberal Democratic Union is ranked 8,754th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Vantier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Homines mulieresque imperium venerantur” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Wizlandia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The ends of democracy is the preservation of liberty.” | |
| 3. |  The Region Composed of Probably Illegal Stuff | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “apple” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Friedium | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “From Many, One” | |
| 5. |  The National Park of Desero | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The Wild West Lives On” | |
| 6. |  The Ari of NewKazakhBy | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Бей чужих, чтоб свои боялись” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Zemarkia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Big Brother Is Watching You.” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Subulev Minskas | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Putler was a bad man” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic States of LofN | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Humanity, Dignity, Peace & Honour” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Ieveraans | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Strength through Unity” |
