The Most Primitive in Lily
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of Cardmania90028 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I'm not dead yet!” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania900138 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of Cardmania900162 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 4. |  The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90066 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Lvl 81” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Cardmania90021 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I'm not dead yet” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Cardmania90091 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Cardmania900150 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Cardmania900118 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “This Space Intentionally Left Blank” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania900144 | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Forward unto the dawn” | |
| 10. |  The Emirate of Cardmania90023 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I'm not dead yet!” |
