The Fattest Citizens in Madeira islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Watchfires of MadI-1 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
