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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Manila

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Carlton Loyalist	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“RIP”
2.	The State of Escobar de Santarem	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Santomean state”
3.	The Dominion of Farola	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Community”
4.	The State of Fieldhouse Mare	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“For Queen and Country”
5.	The District of Maynilia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“starting”
6.	The State of Nordforder	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Northern Challenge”
7.	The State of Pour Char	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“taking a different path to no where”
8.	The State of Seretse	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Ever Growing”