The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Maputo
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Arkaden | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “In Unity and Work; Peace, Order and Prosperity follows” | |
| 2. |  The Featured Region Event of A Giant Meteor | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “What a wonder; what a sight!” | |
| 3. |  The State of Bigelow Chatham | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Try Again, maybe” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Bio bio | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “La verdad no se promete, se cuenta. Bíobio, la radio” | |
| 5. |  The State of Dalgetaec | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “State” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Dangling Puppy | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “RIP” | |
| 7. |  The State of Durham State | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Dare i say” | |
| 8. |  The Daily Wanderings of Featured Hopper | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Anyone Seen A Carrot?” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Lourenco | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Capital” | |
| 10. |  The State of Mutawakkil | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Wilds” |
