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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mars

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Independent Colonies of Aurorae Sinus	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Ad astra per alas fideles”
2.	The Desperation of Mars Needs Women	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Please baby baby please!”
3.	The Biker Mouse of Modo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Strength Through Compliance”
4.	The Skillful Sculptors of Fanatical Terraformers	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“antagonistically altering skylines of unwilling planets”
5.	The Armed Republic of Ares Lyricalia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Ex pulve, vita”
6.	The Republic of Nitrogen	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“It's Elementary, My Dear.”
7.	The Allied States of The 5th Doctor	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“At times like this I wish I still had my scarf.”
8.	The Fiefdom of Seamonkeyland	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Marvel at the world‘s only instant citizens!”
9.	The Colony of Feynland Mars	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“We see the stars, and we want them. ”
10.	The Red Star of Aelita	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Anta odeli uta”

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