The Highest Crime Rates in Mars
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Mars is ranked 1,986th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Independent Colonies of Aurorae Sinus | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Ad astra per alas fideles” | |
| 2. |  The Desperation of Mars Needs Women | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Please baby baby please!” | |
| 3. |  The Biker Mouse of Modo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Feynland Mars | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “We see the stars, and we want them. ” | |
| 5. |  The Fiefdom of Seamonkeyland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Marvel at the world‘s only instant citizens!” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of The 5th Doctor | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “At times like this I wish I still had my scarf.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Nitrogen | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “It's Elementary, My Dear.” | |
| 8. |  The Skillful Sculptors of Fanatical Terraformers | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “antagonistically altering skylines of unwilling planets” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Ares Lyricalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Ex pulve, vita” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Bloatnikov | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Nulli expugnabilis hosti” |
