The Lowest Crime Rates in Massachusetts
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic States of Cape Kennedy | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We can breed them faster than you can kill them.” | |
| 2. |  The Town of Winchester MA | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Incorporated 1850” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of The VVitchfinder-General | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Thou art a wretched sinner.” | |
| 4. |  The State of Iccos | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Salem Massachusetts 1692 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Thou shall not a suffer a witch to live” | |
| 6. |  The University City of Cambridge MA | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Literis Antiquis Novis Institutis Decora” | |
| 7. |  The City of Beverly MA | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Worcester MA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “NationStates” | |
| 9. |  The Community of The City of Worcester | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “The Heart of Massachusetts” | |
| 10. |  The Shameful Stocks of Hester Prynne | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Mood: I am curious, Orange” |
