The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Massachusetts
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Atlas Este | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “Great Old Region” | |
| 2. |  The City of Beverly MA | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem” | |
| 3. |  The University City of Cambridge MA | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Literis Antiquis Novis Institutis Decora” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Cape Kennedy | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We can breed them faster than you can kill them.” | |
| 5. |  The State of Colonial Bay | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “State” | |
| 6. |  The City of Framingham | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Settled 1650; Incorporated 1700/2018” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Gardner MA | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Prepare for everything” | |
| 8. |  The State of Gosudarstov | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “District” | |
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Hampshire House Cheers | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “From Here The Heart Belongs” | |
| 10. |  The Shameful Stocks of Hester Prynne | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Mood: I am curious, Orange” |
