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The Most Corrupt Governments in Medio

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Critters of Creature Comforts	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Crushed Again”
2.	The Flat of Alluvial	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“I Want it All, and I Want It Now!”
3.	The Knightdom of Knitati	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“The Past is Way too Far Away”
4.	The Mansion of Motivated Mallard	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Birds of a Feather”
5.	The Languid Outline of Legs Eleven	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Full House”
6.	The Sultanate of Turkish Delights	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Meltis In Your Mouth”
7.	The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin Finches	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Creationism is a Load of Phoey”
8.	The Idolater of Isolated Isomer	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Infamy, Infamy - They've got it in for Me!”
9.	The Cavorting of Clickety-Click	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Clickety Click, Sixty-six”
10.	The Clock of Hickory Dickory Dock	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Sing along with Max”

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