The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 2. |  The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “If you aren't remembered, you never existed” | |
| 3. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 4. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
| 6. |  The State of Hatsunia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Sound the future” | |
| 7. |  The Citizenship of Zepther | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Protection, Production, Persona” | |
| 8. |  The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” | |
| 9. |  The Temporal Paradox of Aikion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Time changes, Time stagnates ” | |
| 10. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “With oysters we thrive!” |
