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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Mount Olympus

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mort Union of Infected Mushroom	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“The only thing that matters is the ending”
2.	The Protectorate of Phyda	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
3.	The Holy Empire of Worship Zeus	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“I will sing of Zeus, noblest and greatest of the gods!”
4.	The King of Gods of Zeus-	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“God of the sky and thunder.”
5.	The Apples of Egg Amen	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Sux”
6.	The Bannorn of Elissa	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Perzys Īlva Prūmi”
7.	The Chaos of Eris-	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Hail Discordia!”
8.	The Artemis Queendom of Silver Bow	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”