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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in My Little Pony Equestria

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, My Little Pony Equestria is ranked 16,325^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Austria-Iran	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“United Under One Ruler!”
2.	The Armed Republic of QuietDraftee11	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“This Space For Rent”
3.	The Grand Duchy of Rainbow Dasher	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Catch a Rainbow”
4.	The Kingdom of State of the Netherlands	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Je Maintiendrai”
5.	The Republic of My Little Artax	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“Mission Accomplished”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Wandering Wizard	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Pixel Magic”
7.	The Unicorn's Republic of Kular	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“STUDY! OBEY! RULE!”
8.	The Matriarchy of Furries and Bronies	Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Friendship is magic”