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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nassau

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Canoona	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Find”
2.	The District of Eleutherian Nassau	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Forward, Upward, Onward Together”
3.	The State of El Dawn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“State”
4.	The Queen's State of Instery	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“In another story”
5.	The Queen's State of Nasar Liberty	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Do This Right or Die”
6.	The Queen's State of Roberta Hurley	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“I'm Hiding”
7.	The State of Zulfiga	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Dare to advance”
8.	The State of Zymurgy Royal Navy	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“High seas protector”